Phoenix: If you had been paying attention to my incredible problem-solving abilities, you would know how to open the door. When that fat little rabbit came waltzing past the door you could have swung that door open and....dinner. It would have been surprised.
Diablo: Did you see its smug attitude?
Phoenix: All I saw was your face smashing into the screen and your tail beating as fast as the windshield wipers in a deluge.
Diablo: Well you have a new problem to solve now. Valerie put a child-proof latch on the slide.
Phoenix: Elementary. I watched the whole installation process.
Diablo: And the bungee cord to keep the door shut?
Phoenix: Working on it.
Diablo: If you don’t watch out that door will come flying back to hit you in the face.
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