Saturday, July 18, 2009

Bad Alarm Clock

Diablo: I'm doing all the work!

Phoenix: You are impatient, my friend.

Diablo: I'm hungry.

You're always hungry. Now sit here and look cute.

Diablo: She'll never get up.

It's 4:35am. Dawn's breaking. She'll wake up. And when she does, I'll be here to get some petting. Now be quiet. Enjoy the moment.

Petting poohie. I'd rather jump from the bed to the floor to the window to the floor and lumber down the hallway over and over again instead of sitting by her pillow listening to my stomach growl.

You're going to hear more than your tummy growl if you don't stop that.