Phoenix: What was going on outside last night?
Diablo: You didn’t see it?
Phoenix: Couldn’t see a thing. Sure had your tail snapping in the wind.
Diablo: Fat-ass chipmunk. I could just feel his little head in my mouth. Yummmmee.
Phoenix: Yuck. I’ll stick to eating moths and flies.
Diablo: You might as well be a vegetarian.
Phoenix: Look who is talking. You eat tomatoes, corn, carrots and avocados. You might as well be a dog or a trash compactor.
Diablo: Actually the grass around here is pretty sparse.
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