Phoenix: What have you been doing all afternoon?
Diablo: Thinkin'of poetry.
Phoenix: Oh, boy. This ought to be good.
Diablo: This little piggy went to Mexico, While this little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy got Swine Flu and this little piggy got none.
Phoenix: Wait...Stop right there.
Diablo: Best part coming up.
Phoenix: No...too much TV for you.
Diablo: Rats
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
This Little Piggy
Phoenix: Did you just sneeze?
Diablo: Yes, Bless me.
Phoenix: You coming down with a cold?
Diablo: No way. Basement dust. Some dust bunnies behind the home heating fuel tank are the size of bears.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, not that big. But big. Trust me. Maybe the size of pigs.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, okay, okay...the size of a stupid cotton ball. What of it?
Phoenix: Just as long as you're sure you didn't catch the swine flue.
Diablo: Hell, I can't even catch a bird. How am I going to catch a swine?
Diablo: Yes, Bless me.
Phoenix: You coming down with a cold?
Diablo: No way. Basement dust. Some dust bunnies behind the home heating fuel tank are the size of bears.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, not that big. But big. Trust me. Maybe the size of pigs.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, okay, okay...the size of a stupid cotton ball. What of it?
Phoenix: Just as long as you're sure you didn't catch the swine flue.
Diablo: Hell, I can't even catch a bird. How am I going to catch a swine?
Friday, April 24, 2009
New Territory
Diablo: What's with this new chummie relationship you got going on here?
Phoenix: Oh, it's nothing.
Diablo: Don't give me that. You've taken to sittin' on the Old Man's lap.
Phoenix: So?
Diablo: You don't think she's not coming back do you?
Phoenix: It's been awhile. Hell, there ain't any more snow on the ground and she ain't here.
Diablo: So?
Phoenix: So what?
Diablo: You know. How did it feel?
Phoenix: Warm and toasty.
Diablo: Yeah, I miss sitting on her lap.
Phoenix: Me too.
Phoenix: Oh, it's nothing.
Diablo: Don't give me that. You've taken to sittin' on the Old Man's lap.
Phoenix: So?
Diablo: You don't think she's not coming back do you?
Phoenix: It's been awhile. Hell, there ain't any more snow on the ground and she ain't here.
Diablo: So?
Phoenix: So what?
Diablo: You know. How did it feel?
Phoenix: Warm and toasty.
Diablo: Yeah, I miss sitting on her lap.
Phoenix: Me too.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Spring In The Air
Phoenix: How's that twitter thing working for ya?
Diablo: Lots of cute cats out there. Crazy people too.
Phoenix: Any birds?
Diablo: None I can eat.
Phoenix: So what's the point?
Diablo: Didn't you hear me? Lots of cute cats.
Diablo: Lots of cute cats out there. Crazy people too.
Phoenix: Any birds?
Diablo: None I can eat.
Phoenix: So what's the point?
Diablo: Didn't you hear me? Lots of cute cats.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Phoenix: What did you do?
Diablo: I signed up on twitter. My twitter character is Southbound Cat
Phoenix: That's original. Why'd you sign up?
Diablo: Twitter. Get it? A bird. I thought it would be something I could eat.
Phoenix: I don't see any feathers hanging out of your mouth.
Diablo: I'm still trying to figure it out. It's more complicated than figuring out how to open a cupboard door.
Phoenix: There's got to be something to eat with twenty million users. Someone is bound to leave a bag of Cheetos behind.
Diablo: That's what I figured. I got followers and things I'm following. But so far...no luck in the food department.
Diablo: I signed up on twitter. My twitter character is Southbound Cat
Phoenix: That's original. Why'd you sign up?
Diablo: Twitter. Get it? A bird. I thought it would be something I could eat.
Phoenix: I don't see any feathers hanging out of your mouth.
Diablo: I'm still trying to figure it out. It's more complicated than figuring out how to open a cupboard door.
Phoenix: There's got to be something to eat with twenty million users. Someone is bound to leave a bag of Cheetos behind.
Diablo: That's what I figured. I got followers and things I'm following. But so far...no luck in the food department.
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