Phoenix: You smell like the Vet's.
Diablo: Quit hissing at me.
Phoenix: You lost some more fur around your hind legs.
Diablo: The Vet thinks I am eating my own fur. After all, I am down six pounds in a year. The new slim me tipped the scale at 10.4. Lean mean mousing machine.
Phoenix: Yeah but you need to figure out how to do a sit up. You got a flabby gut and it is going bald.
Diablo: Keep it up. I got a steriod shot this afternoon. I can take you in three.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
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