Diablo: I bet you were scared.
Phoenix: Not until that huge pit bull came through the waiting room. Compared to the canine, the needle looked pretty tame, even if she never stuck anyone with needle before.
Diablo: What was it like?
Phoenix: Not too bad. She did a pretty good job on the first try. She told the vet it felt like taking a sewing needle and pushing through a piece of cloth.
Diablo: A piece of leather maybe?
Phoenix: I’m not that tough skinned.
Diablo: How much trouble are you going to give her? Squirming? Clawing? Any biting?
Phoenix: Well, she is feeling a bit queasy about the whole process. She actually asked the vet for some Valium. I don’t think I should pull any shenanigans. Her being a novice and all. We are talking about a needle. She mentioned to the vet that she was headed back south.
Diablo: That’s worth one good nip. Right between the forefinger and thumb.
Phoenix: No kidding. But I’ll let you have the honors. Wouldn’t want to mar my reputation.
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