Phoenix: What have you been doing?
Diablo: 'a little busy right now.
Phoenix: You have been racing back and forth at least twenty times.
Diablo: There is something outside. It keeps moving.
Phoenix: Where?
Diablo: Look out this window. Better view. Oops! It moved. Back to the kitchen window.
Phoenix: Where?
Diablo: There. Okay, back to the bedroom. I bet'cha you can see it better from there. See? See? What the heck is that? It's huge!
Phoenix: It's a deer. And someone is going to be pissed tomorrow morning when he discovers they have been eating the bushes.
Diablo: Speaking of eating. All this business has made me hungry. Can you eat deer?
Phoenix: You'll have more luck unscrewing the lid to the catfood canister.
Diablo: That can be arranged.
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