Phoenix: Did you just sneeze?
Diablo: Yes, Bless me.
Phoenix: You coming down with a cold?
Diablo: No way. Basement dust. Some dust bunnies behind the home heating fuel tank are the size of bears.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, not that big. But big. Trust me. Maybe the size of pigs.
Phoenix:
Diablo: Okay, okay, okay...the size of a stupid cotton ball. What of it?
Phoenix: Just as long as you're sure you didn't catch the swine flue.
Diablo: Hell, I can't even catch a bird. How am I going to catch a swine?
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