Yellow Rice

Phoenix: I think you are pushing our luck.

Diablo: What do you mean? She left it out and then left us here alone.

Phoenix: It was an accident. Not intended for our consumption. Remember the last time? You threw it up. Too spicy.

Diablo: Your guts were spilled out on the bathroom rug too. Now look at this stuff. A whole box of food left on the floor.

Phoenix: That’s because she is packing. I got this feeling we're going to move again.

Diablo: All the more reason to dive into the box. Moving sucks.

Phoenix: What have you got there?

Diablo: Smells good, doesn’t it. Look has no fat!

Phoenix: Uncooked Saffron Yellow Rice? That is what you’re eating?

Diablo: I’m just licking the spices and vegetables. A delicate balance of onion, garlic, bell peppers tomatoes…

Phoenix: Mixed with Monosodium glutamate, hydrolyzed corn gluten, partially hydrogenated cotton seed, sodium aluminosilicate…

Diablo: Hey, isn’t that last one an anti-caking agent?

Phoenix: That might not spew too well.