Viper

Phoenix: I’d be careful if I were you.

Diablo: Are you kidding me? It’s long. Wiggly. What could happen?

Phoenix: It has teeth.

Diablo: No way. Looks like a long rope.

Phoenix: Yeah way. Remember that gecko you ate the other day?

Diablo: What about it?

Phoenix: Remember when it was hanging from your lip?

Diablo: Annoying little thing. Hung there like a clothespin to the clothesline.

Phoenix: It was biting you, stupid.

Diablo: So?

Phoenix: So, this thing has two fangs just like you.

Diablo: But I got claws.

Phoenix: That snake has a bite a hundred times worse than that gecko. By the way, why did you just eat the hind legs?

Diablo: Got bored after it died.